A Girl In Her Thirties: The Greatest Comeback of All Time...

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Books I Have Read

The Paradox of Choice by Barry Schwartz
The Gospel of Food by Barry Glassner
Alice Waters and Chez Panisse by Thomas McNamee
Sweet Charity? by Jane Poppendieck
Mad Cowboy by Howard F. Lyman
Fields of Plenty by Michael Abelman
For One More Day by Mitch Albom
Tuesdays With Morrie by Mitch Albom
The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom
The Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
I'm a Stranger Here Myself by Bill Bryson
Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser
The United States of Arugula by David Kamp
In Defense of Food by Michael Pollen
Real Food by Nina Planck
Twinkie, Deconstructed by Steve Ettinger
The Botany of Desire by Michael Pollen
Omnivore's Dilemma by Michael Pollen
What To Eat by Marion Nestle
The Food Revolution by John Robbins

My Favorite Quotes From TV & Movies

"All you have to do to be healthy is exercise and eat right and SHUT UP and listen to ME." - Jillian Michaels on Biggest Loser
"Feminists. Equal pay is fine but put a little lipstick on." - Kitty on That 70s Show
"I don't need to make the dumpling to feel fulfilled." - Rachael Ray on The E! True Hollywood Story of Rachael Ray
"I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical, like, your mama's so fat she could eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now, like, you're ugly and I know it for a fact 'cuz I got the evidence right there." - Kelly on the Office
"I made you - and I'm God. That's all you need to know." - Courtney Shayne in Jawbreaker
"I would like a nice, powerful mind-altering substance. Preferably something that would make my unborn children grow gills." Mary in Party Girl
"I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game On." - Stanley on The Office
"Mass genocide is one of the most exhausting activities one can engage in, next to soccer." - Loki in Dogma
"Nobody is happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set." - Jennifer in Pleasantville
"She was so anally retentive she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture!" - Patsy on Absolutely Fabulous
"Tell someone that you're the metatron and they stare at you blankly, mention something out of a Charlton Heston film and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar. May I continue uninterrupted?" - The Metatron in Dogma
"Why would you leave a country packed with ponies for a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense!" - Jerry in Seinfeld

A Girl In Her Thirties

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The Greatest Comeback of All Time...

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